tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

His head turns fractionally toward me, his eyes darkest slate. I bite my lip.
“Oh, fuck the paperwork,” he growls. He lunges at me, pushing me against the wall of the elevator. Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in one of his in a vice-like grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his hips.
Holy shit. His other hand grabs my ponytail and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine. It’s only just not painful. I moan into his mouth, giving his tongue an opening. He takes full advantage, his tongue expertly exploring my mouth.
I have never been kissed like this.

Ok this looks better than I expected.

(Source: ohmrgrey)

And this, my friends, is Mr. Rogers flipping off the workweek, because it’s Friday!

And this, my friends, is Mr. Rogers flipping off the workweek, because it’s Friday!

blackjackrand:

Frank and Claire’s New Scenes. Ghostscene - Preview

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tennant-smith-capaldi:

blackmoods:

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

they didn’t. they portrayed in a film version the characters who did.

(Source: maliathale, via brotherjem)

(Source: sikanapanele, via luvtheviking)

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

(Source: use-the-force-harry, via ruinedchildhood)

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev, via ruinedchildhood)

ben-forgets-his-pants-and-i:

becca-morley:

history

as taught by Tumblr

Have I reblogged this already? Maybe. Will I continue to reblog this for always? Yes.

(via samwisepotter)

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

(via laugh-addict)

samwisepotter:

ladyhistory:

Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

Asscravats….

eviecarnahan:

Ah yes, filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel.  Nothing to like there at all.

Rick O’Connell & Evelyn Carnahan  - The Mummy (1999)

(via teandumplings)

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats Sitting Like Humans [x]

Previously: Cats Wearing Animal Hats

Sabrina, you sassy bitch.

Sabrina, you sassy bitch.