yupitsandrew:

I love Colbert soo much

(Source: drunkonstephen, via i-will-die-laughing)

Its May 1st now so y’all can shut the fuck up now
so many feelings!!

so many feelings!!

(via lolsofunny)

fuckyeahmalecismagnificent:

themortalinstitute:

10 sec sneak peek of the The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones( International Trailer!) via @TMISingapore

New TMI CLIP! Jace screaming RUN CLARY just undid me! We all see more, Valentine! How amazing! Love this!

Oh wow! Did you hear Jace yell Clary run?! AH! He was SO WORRIED!

(Source: shadowhuntersvzla)

onlyalittlelion:

#1000% siblings

Imagine them stuck in a wheelhouse together on a road trip “I’m not touching you I’m not touching you I’m not touching you

(via the-north-remembers)

"Guys, I am getting married on Saturday (!)"
Which begs the question, why I am on tumblr at 11:30? I should be sleeping…

vamoose:

Hey. If you haven’t eaten yet today, go fucking eat. Make some toast or something. Sprinkle some cinnamon on that bitch. Holla at some orange juice if you got it. Everything will be just fine today.

FUCK YEAH TOAST

(via i-will-die-laughing)


Oh English

onlylolgifs:

I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. 

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(Source: kterkper-sixty-six, via keegan3)